Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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