so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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