This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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