So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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