You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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