yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
