My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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