We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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