im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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