She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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