Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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