i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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