needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We had sex on a dog bed..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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