I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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