Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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