last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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