"it" just moved
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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