No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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