if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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