What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
