dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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