she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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