So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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