Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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