even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
