who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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