I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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