What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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