U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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