I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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