everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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