i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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