i permit you to call me
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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