the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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