Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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