So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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