Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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