sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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