You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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