There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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