so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Someone signed my nipple.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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