'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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