i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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