Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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