She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Drake has all the answers
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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