Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Randomize