I wanna bring you to show and tell
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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