fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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