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(504): View more from Louisiana

Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

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(559): View more from California

I queefed so loud it echoed.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.

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(408): View more from California

He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.

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(714): View more from California

Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.

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