If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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