Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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At least life still wants to fuck me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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