You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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