I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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