ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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