Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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