hotel room ftw
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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