their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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