So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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